Top 10 Reasons to Visit the Jersey Shore in March

Lovely Sea Isle City 
10. Without heat or water in the beach house you can cuddle with your friends and a dozen gallons of Wawa fresh spring water.
9. SPF 5 will suffice.
8. You can skip the Borgata casino and find watery margaritas in the middle of an Atlantic City outlet mall.
7. Avoid menu dilemmas as restaurants along the entire coast are devoid of anything but cheesesteak ingredients.
6. The grease supplements from daily cheesesteak meals will warm your bones.
5. Your options for love are simplified to a choice between the crossword-puzzle cop at the corner, the toll-taker en route into the island, and the strapping young man at the only year-round fish market.
4. At the Ocean Drive Bar everyone always parties like it’s the fourth of July.
3. A local band named Slippery will experiment with some Gwen Stefani covers instead of sticking to the Bruce Springsteen favorites.
2. Jello shots are only a dollar each at the OD. Optional whipped cream topping is free and warmed in the barboy’s back pocket (a gent named Angelo with the girth of a Mac truck).
1. No need to fight for beach blanket space, and plenty of time to discuss the merits of In Touch magazine.